Stuff I like

Text 18 Apr 418,180 notes There it is, the worst Funko Pop

skatank:
notyourghoul:
izucute:
beekirby:
new-year-same-setto:
Honey that isn’t even close
Sorry but
Nothing can compete with

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emotionalempowerer:

This guy is the true definition of a real man

(Source: twitter.com)

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shaethebanana:

blackpromqueen:
beyoncescock:
internal-prison:
homofied:
beardset:
albearrawr:
fauxfable:
The “cereal before milk or milk before cereal” debate ends now.
This is beyond upsetting
I can’t
What kind of monster…
But that perfect cereal pour…
she’s not human
I screamed when the fork pierced the cereal
Originally posted by fael811

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scarybabe:

cursebook:
hermes-is-my-homeboy:
yo-daddys-my-bitch:
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Not a curse but I fucking need this right now .
hope all my followers stumble into some cash to-night~

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benofjakku:

fattynoodles:
girogirl723:
So my brother tried to pet an iguana today…
People always forget the tail….
BEGONE

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hollyfleur:

pixelvted:
meowpurrnom:
Say hello to my Eeveelution frozen cocktail menu!

Eevee: cake vodka, Kahlua, Bailey’s, chocolate eclair ice cream bar, chocolate syrup
Vaporeon: rum, Malibu, blue curacao, pineapple juice, Sprite
Jolteon: tequila, red bull, margarita mix, lemon juice, Sprite, salt on the rim
Flareon: fireball whiskey, peach schnapps, iced tea, lemonade, dash of strawberry syrup (for color)
Espeon: strawberry vodka, Hpnotiq Harmonie, Chambord, cranberry juice, Sprite
Umbreon: bourbon, coke, lemon juice, orange juice
Glaceon: rum, blue curacao, peppermint schnapps, lemonade, soda water, sugar on the rim
Leafeon: tequila, peach schnapps, lime juice, ginger ale, mint, honey and a drop of chocolate syrup for decoration
Sylveon: cake vodka, strawberry vodka, Bailey’s, strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, cream, strawberry syrup
fucking oh god
FUCK I WANT

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

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queer-musician:
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just-artist-thoughts:
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:
i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper
You’re really good at origami holy sh
i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation
Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?
same bitch
Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼
listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:
it weighed 68.6 lbs

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free-ottawe:

cute-pluto:
my teacher is using my piece as an example for future classes because she doesnt know
How could you do it to em like that

via 🎯🐉I'm the clever fella, you're the good shot🔫🎸.

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